I'm Back.

I hope that by now nobody is listening, because what I do here from now on is for me. I came back because I think the tools of our past are the building blocks of our future. I spewed my uneducated, ignorant views here when I was a child, so it's only fitting that I vomit out my adult vitriol here as well. I have a lot to sort out, and the only way I now how to do that is to write it down. I wish that I had become a better writer between the time that I left and now, but I haven't, so whoever sees this will just have to bear with me. I am constantly inebriated (as if that were an excuse) and my writing will reflect that. It should also reflect the things that I've learned in the past few years. The hard lessons about adulthood that I have had to pick up on the fly. With any luck this record should serve as a reminder, in another few years, of what a jackass I was, and what an ignorant malcontent I continue to be. In conclusion, I have never had an original thought, and my greatest accomplishments amount to absolutely nothing. It's time to fix that. Let's get started, shall we.