Fuck you all with one-million-and-one-porpoise dicks.

What the towering pile of fuck is this shit? What have I done to offend the karmic gods so badly? First my job is on ice due to fucking corporate retardation, then my laptop decides to see exactly how many ways it can fuck up at once, and just now, to top it off I spent 20 minutes putting my fucking blogger password into the prompt before, out of the blue, it finally fucking accepted it. I'm tired and miserable and hot, and dangerously close to doing something disgustingly violent with a ball-peen hammer. I want blood.