I'm sure the lions are needing new playthings...

I'm not exactly a big You-tuber (is that what they're called?), never have been, but in my recent explorations of the deepest, darkest corners of internet hell (another story, for another day) I found myself directed to what I can only describe as proof of two things:

1. Children are the spawn of some vengeful nightmare god, sent to plague the innocent and infect society with their plethora of evils, and
2. They are incapable of using the internet without degenerating to the level of inbred, illiterate sewage gremlins.

 First up was the recent shitstorm surrounding Kerligirl13, or Jessie Slaughter, an escaped inmate from some high-security backwater mental institute, who decide it was wise to engage the depraved, soulless mass that constitutes Youtube's userbase, in argument. Needless to say, she got her annoying 11 year old ass verbally handed to her and decided that she rather disliked being insulted and would like everyone to kindly stop. Please? What do you mean 'No'? Oh, I see, this is the internet, where things like Lemonparty and Zippocat are allowed to exist, my mistake.
From there, such a fetid multitude of pathetic, angry children and their bitter, pedophilic fans gushed forth through the unholy, septic wound in the world that is Youtube, that I am still as yet unable to express the depths of my grief for the Human race. I thought that I disliked, even despised children before today. No. Before, they were certainly irritating, even distasteful, but I hadn't taken a proper look in far too long. The bastards have to go. This batch is no good. Box them up and label them 'Dog Food', I don't care, just get rid of them. We'll just have to try again.