100 confessions, round three:

1. I love Hunter S. Thompson
2. I'm finally doing well in school, just in time for summer
3. I need to get back into photography, the sun is waiting for me
4. I love Photoshop
5. My train of thought was just derailed by my best friend
6. I'm less paranoid than my parents, I take that as a good sign
7. Spraypaint is a fascinating invention
8. Peppermint tastes odd, sort of like licorice-lite
9. Mental Image: all I'm wearing are shorts
10. I found ten bucks in change under my bed today
11. Being progressively more cruel has allowed me to be nicer without people noticing
12. Not only do I live in the Friendzone, I've thoroughly mapped it and established a colony in the land of Now's-not-a-good-time-for-me
13. It takes an hour and a half in photoshop to make me feel good about myself
14. A Saturday night with my friends works too
15. Palm trees are beautiful
16. I like to sleep with my head at the foot of the bed and my feet under the pillows
17. I think its because I've grown comfortable with strange situations
18. A few days ago, my entire life plan was thrown into question
19. Then I remembered that I don't have one
20. I'm still working on that six-pack, but all I've got are hunger abs
21. I need to put gas in the car but I'm broke
22. I just remembered the ten bucks from earlier, score!
23. I think I've finally started living a healthy life
24. I've just decided, I don't really regret anything I've ever done, its all been worth it to become who I am
25. 1984 is still my favorite book, I learn something new every time I read it
26. I want a pet Camel Spider
27. I've got drymouth so bad it feels like Kuwait is in my mouth
28. I can't go down to the kitchen til my 'rents are asleep
29. My walls are covered in memories, but I'm only proud of the 1x1 ft. square with all the concert ticket stubs from this year
30. I don't think 'The Office" is very funny, its kind of lame actually
31. Come to think of it, I don't really watch T.v. anymore, go me
32. I still don't have a hobby
33. There is not a single flattering, unphotoshopped picture of me, anywhere in existance
34. I want to learn to unicycle
35. I'm going to get my pilot's license as soon as I'm out of college
36. Or maybe in college, it'd be a great way to meet girls; "Hi, wanna see the earth from 20'000 feet?"
37. I can't decide between San Antonio and Corpus Cristi
38. Black bears are cute, I want to hug one. One that's VERY heavily sedated
39. I kind of want to go to a rumble since I found this old steel rod laying by the railroad tracks
40. I want a bowler hat
41. Sometimes, I lay really still and pretend that I don't exist
42. I can hold my breath for a full minute
43. I once tried to hold my breath til I died, but I've since learned its impossible
44. I like Baseball shirts
45. If I had better handwriting, I'd write letters to everyone
46. I love PostSecret
47. I'm too lazy to send mine in, so I do this
48. I find it odd that I've never wanted to live outside of Texas
49. That's not true, I want to live on Manhattan, but apart from that...
50. Halfway there, should I be sad or relieved?
51. I want my sideburns to hurry up and grow, they look odd right now
52. I want a beard to obscure my acne
53. I've never understood eyebrows
54. If you gave me even the most insignificant hint, I would sweep you up and away from here
55. But all your hints are for the others
56. I'm running out of good books
57. If 'The Seeker' turns out to be some sort of joke, heads will roll
58. Showers are peaceful places
59. Pragmatism is a useful philosophy
60. Half the people who read this will not get the tautology
61. When I read stoners' stories, I hear Keanu Reeves' voice
62. I'm becoming interested in scuba diving
63. I found an old journal from middle school, one of my goals was to have a serious girlfriend in High School, mission accomplished I suppose
64. I didn't even know I had goals back then
65. I used to play with the N64 controller, pretending it was a spaceship
66. I don't want to go to the Yearbook Banquet without a date, but honestly, who would I take?
67. When I'm bored, I imagine what it is that various couples will break up over, and who they'll date next
68. That, or I try and tell what they'd sound like when they have an orgasm
69. Mohawks are overrated
70. I was almost picked up for vandalism, I finished my work as soon as the cop left
71. I keep meaning to re-watch "Requiem for a Dream" because the protagonist's voice is stuck in my head
72. Since my Psych exam, I've been analyzing everyone and everything around me
73. It was fun at first but now its just annoying
74. You make me self-conscious, even when I know you can't see me
75. 3/4ths of the way through, and I'm wondering what the significance of this is
76. I never built those rabbit snares I wanted
77. Is not as lucky a number as it used to be
78. I want to donate my hair to help clean the oil spill but I've waited too long for it to grow out again
79. Parking spaces should give out little prizes for perfect parking jobs
80. Still thirsty, it's almost debilitating now
81. I learned how to whistle
82. one note
83. I can't cry anymore, unless I'm bored
84. I want to learn to surf/ snowboard
85. I hate the sound of teeth coming together
86. I don't care if you hate me, I'm keeping the painting
87. I'm sorry I said anything, I'm glad you guys worked out okay
88. I really like Ska for some reason
89. I couldn't stop from laughing when I heard about my cousin's ski-do accident, it's the quintessential white injury
90. I'm gonna get me some orange soda and peanutbutter cookies when I'm done with this
91. I just realized that tomorrow is Friday, slayer!
92. I wish that I could put in extra hours and catch up to my friends in age so I wouldn't be the young'n anymore
93. The year of my birth
94. I want to pet a great-white shark
95. And hold the Vampyroteuthis infernalis, Vampire squid from hell
96. In my lifetime I firmly believe that I will walk both on the Moon and at the bottom of the Marianas Trench
97. You were the reason I got into Journalism in the first place, and now you're the only reason I put up with it
98. You also taught me to love it...
99. I want one of those old 1800's big wheel bicycles
100. To be continued...