100 More Confessions

1. I romanticize mental disorders because it makes me feel special
2. I really love it when people think I'm over 18
3. It hasn't happened since I was 12 (go figure)
4. Since getting my license, I've turned out to be kind of a speed freak
5. I'm really missing some folks right now, but I'm not sure how to approach them without seeming creepy
6. I don't like the number six
7. I failed Spanish even though Yo entiendo mas mejor del todo de mis companeros en la escuela que no estan hispanohablantes naturales
8. I wish I spoke Russian, but only because it would justify saying "I love you" in Russian, which sounds badass
9. I'm finally being proactive with my life and its made me broke once again
10. I need a job, but I can't get one til I do better in school
11. I need money to take care of my problems, allowing me to focus
12. I'm failing in school because I'm distracted by my real problems (seeing a pattern?)
13. I really love 'cuties', those little clementine oranges.
14. I hate that my name sounds stupid with any foreign accent
15. Incense calms me to the point of catharsis
16. I really love the beach, I grow slowly more insane the longer I'm away from it
17. I'm afraid that I'm settling for a less prestigious college, even though its where I really want to go
18. Then again, who says anyone'll take me?
19. Ask me why and I'll explain to you exactly why the education system is failing America's youth
20. I'd do anything to know that I'm still smarter than my friends, but I know its not true anymore
21. I like sitting on cliffs and rooftops, anyplace high up where land meets the sky
22. Meditation really does do amazing things
23. I started hurting myself again, I really am terribly uncreative
24. My art has died along with my hopes of photojournalistic fame
25. and that, I can squarely blame you for
26. I'm a much happier person than I've ever been before
27. I'm also much more depressed than ever before
28. I guess I'm just more bipolar than ever
29. The complete narcissism of this endeavor is baffling
30. I've finally accepted The Beatles as the official soundtrack of my adolescence
31. Climbing trees terrifies me, but I love being in them
32. Mountains are my mind's home, but my body lives in the flattest region of the Earth
33. 1/3rd of the way there
34. I name everything after The Beatles but all of my stuff named 'Ringo' is named for my old dog
35. I wonder how much more interesting my life would be if I had seizures
36. When I'm bored, I've started picturing what everyone in the room looks like when they have an orgasm
37. Still a virgin, I'm considering auctioning off my v-card to the hottest bidder
38. Even though I know how they work, kaleidoscopes never cease to amaze me
39. I use old friends as an instruction guide for life
40. I wonder if maybe there is an afterlife, and I'm in it, being lightly punished for some crime I committed in life
41. When a car I'm riding in stops, I have an urge to tear off my belt, throw open the door and sprint away without warning, for no reason at all
42. is the answer to Life, The Universe, and Everything
43. is not
44. I despise swimming pools, but I love playing in the surf
45. Tidepools are like little universes that I can observe like some kind of deity
46. I sometimes think that no one else has thoughts and my life is difficult because I do
47. I wish my conversations went as smoothly as movie dialogue
48. I wish my family would just cease to exist after I leave home, so I wouldn't have to worry about them finding out about my life
49. My newly emerging work ethic was crushed along with my handmade glider
50. Halfway, how interesting
51. I secretly judge people based on their fashion choices
52. I wish it was acceptable to wear a robe in public
53. I'm trying to be less profane, but its no going very fucking well
54. I got tired of changing sheets so I put all of them on the bed at once and peel them off in layers
55. I think Marijuana is a beautiful plant, like nature's ephemeral sculpture
56. I'm becoming a bizarre fusion of my Father, my maternal Grandfather and several personality disorders
57. I own the most beautiful guitar ever made and I still can't play it
58. But I've gotten my shit together and I'm taking lessons
59. I really enjoy the look on northerners faces when they realize I'm from Texas
60. I want to learn how to snowboard but I lack both mountains and snow
61. I have a spider-sense-like sensation when drugs or alcohol are nearby
62. I don't like guns but I kind of want to own one just because I like the idea of intimidating an intruder
63. I want to learn to fence but those white outfits look so lame I never signed up
64. Part of me, deep down, still believes in magic
65. The longest conversation on one topic I've had for months was about Pokemon
66. Oh, and one about how Neitzche's theory of the Ubermensch applied to Che Gueverra and his revolutionary tactics
67. I often look at a map of Antarctica and imagine what it would be like if it were an inhabitable continent
68. I haven't been truly happy, for healthy reasons since July of 2008
69. Dave Barry is my favorite columnist and he stopped writing as soon as I started reading the paper
70. I stopped eating french fries, but I dream about how salty and delicious they are
71. My Great Grandfather would be disappointed if he ever found out what happened to each of the knives he gave me
72. Come to think of it, I'm fairly sure he's gotten laid more times in the last year than I ever will
73. 94 year old players, its just wrong
74. I have a picture taken by my photography instructor where his thumb is visible in the picture
75. It makes me smile whenever I see it
76. I'm fairly sure there's a picture of a naked woman I drew in the third grade stuck behind my book case somewhere
77. is a very lucky number for me
78. I can stare at a lava lamp for hours and not get bored
79. I fully intend to develop a six-pack by this time next week
80. I hope that if I ignore it long enough, the leak causing a waterstain on my ceiling will go away on its own.
81. is 9 to the 2nd power
82. Since taking physics I analyze my force, velocity, trajectory, etc. everywhere I go
83. I wish music would never stop playing in the background of my life
84. My most treasured possessions cost 99 cents on iTunes
85. They were free on Limewire
86. there is a stain from a sticky toy brain on the ceiling of my kitchen
87. Girls only flirt with my when I A) don't know their name B) am unavailable or C) not in my home state
88. I always sort of hope that money will appear magically in my time of most need but it never does
89. Electrical sockets are slightly ridiculous
90. Monty Python changed how I think about art
91. I'm going die soon if my balance of boredom, numbness and masochism doesn't right itself
92. I like to collect things that would get me in trouble with authority because it makes me feel a little less boring
93. I feel like a shallow imitation of the person who the person I want to be with wants to be with
94. Yes, that statement was grammatically correct, work it out
95. Care-Bears scare the living shit out of me
96. Optimistic little quotes piss me off and make me want to crush someone's happiness out of spite
97. I suppose that makes me kind of a bad person
98. I still find anorexia, excessive eye makeup and Bipolar/ Borderline personality disorder incredibly attractive
99. I guess this is the end of this little misadventure, but one last thing:
100. I really just want everyone to know that even when I'm being narcissistic and defeatist, etc. I'm thinking of all of you, hoping you're okay and wishing good things upon you. I hope all of you live amazing, wonderful lives, free of sadness and regret. I love you and I hope you can learn from my mistakes.