"When are you going to start taking life seriously?"
...Excuse me? I'm having difficulty choosing one of the many, many ways in which I could respond to your rudeness.
1. By what standard do you measure my seriousness?
2. What makes you certain that life is meant to be taken seriously?
3. Presumably you take your own advice, how has seriousness turned out for you? Hm?
4. When are you going to get your own life and stop getting vicarious thrills from mine?
5. What do you mean when? is there a time limit?
6. When are you?
7. What gives you the authority to judge my attitude towards my own life?
8. Mind your own damn business. Bitch.
Any of these work, and there's really no end to the possibilities. So pick one, and while you're at it, Shove it up your ass.
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