Getting Away With It

Hey there children, it's Uncle Will here with another helpful story, so gather round and stop poking eachother in the eyes with sharpened sticks!

Uncle Will is gonna teach ya all how to Get Away With Murder!
That's right! I'm gonna teach all you wee-little beasties how to kill a man and get away clean.

1. The most important thing is to pick the right victim; someone totally unconnected with you, someone you've never met.
2. Do your homework, always be prepared: know their routine, study their lives. Find out what makes them tick.
3. Find a good location: secluded, private.
4. Either lure or abduct your victim to your pre-prepared location (wrap EVERYTHING in plastic) and secure them in any way necessary.
5. Dear God, have you really read this far? What a sick fuck you are! You are a menace to society! I should report you to the police and have you locked up...

Anyhoo, apart from all of you being potential sociopathic killers, life is pretty good. Got all my ducks in a row (lies). Listening to "I gotta Feeling" by the Black-Eyed Peas, catchy, slightly stupid, but I actually like it. Its nice to know that some of the Mainstream bullshit is halfway decent.

So... Yeah.