Geoff was a modest man, with an average life. He had an average house, an average car, an average family.
Once, while on an average family vacation in an average mountain range, Geoff came upon a cave.
Now, Geoff, being of average curiosity, decided to enter the caveThe cave was very average. Average size. Average smell. Average.
The overwhelming average-ness of Geoff's life suddenly came upon him and he suffered an ironically average nervous breakdown.
Geoff slipped into an average coma and awoke an average amount of time later.
Upon awaking, all Geoff could remember was the horrifying average-ness of that cave.
Determined to overcome his feelings of average distress, Geoff traveled back to that average mountain range and entered the average cave
At this point, Geoff realized that the cave was simply average.
He felt averagely relieved, and went back, at an average pace, to his average life.
After an average period of time Geoff forgot entirely about the episode of the average cave.
The Average End.
P.S. if you're looking for meaning in this story, feel free to search, but I certainly can't find any. It's just a normal, average story.
haha well that was entertaining :)
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ReplyDeleteOnce there was a man. His name was Geoff. He was a modest man, worked in an office for decent pay to support his family. He had two children, Michael and Sarah, and a loving wife, Debra.
Once, while on vacation in the mountains, "exploring America's beauty" as it were, Geoff went for a walk, deciding to take in nature on his own while his family napped at the campsite. During his walk, Geoff came upon a cave.
The cave was like every other cave. An average cave. Suddenly Geoff realized, this was his life! Geoff broke down, seeing the shear averageness of his life, how conformed he really was. He slipped into a coma, and was thankfully found by his Eagle Scout son Michael.
A week later Geoff awoke. The emotions from the cave lingered, and Geoff resolved to overcome his new phobia. So he traveled back to the mountains, and found the cave again. It was exactly the same as it was before. Geoff realized nothing was wrong. He went home, kissed his wife and children, and went on living. He eventually forgot all about the cave, and they all lived happily ever after.
The End
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