Sunday, April 5, 2009

Psych

I recently took a battery of psychological evaluations, just out of curiosity over what they would show. After answering as honestly as possible, I received a consistent result from them all; I'm insane in nearly every way possible. Now, this is quite clearly not the case, as some of the results such as depressive and histrionic clearly cancel each other out. What I have concluded is this: Every man, woman, and child possesses within them, many of the characteristics or emotions of someone deemed 'Insane' at some point in their life. Nobody is textbook normal, it just doesn't happen. Far more likely than my pan-insanity, would be a case of Bipolar disorder compounded by borderline personality. If I were Bipolar, then my highs and lows, and the sudden transitions would explain away much of the extraneous diagnoses, and the borderline personality would give context to my schizotypal reactions. Overall, I am no more insane than any one else, and I knew that before the tests, however I think it is great fun to see how the psychological norm differs from reality on an individual basis.

As a reward for being patient, and reading through this dense block of text, here is my current Top Five Metal Songs:

  1. Warriors of Time -Black Tide
  2. All Nightmare Long -Metallica
  3. Eruption -Van Halen
  4. Beast and the Harlot - Avenged Sevenfold
  5. Shout -Black Tide

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